GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And